the squad

A rag tag and bobtail outfit...

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Ross (The Mechanic) Gilkes	Justin (vice captain - and we all know what that means) Andrews	Richard "Sven" Spooner

James Dog Man Kelly	David (fingers - the cat) McLindon	Angus (just look at the shoes) Matchett

Phil (maximum thrust) Sherer - transportation for international fixtures		Jack (wake me up before you go-go) Foley

Stuart (the wordsmith) Ralph	Richard (Jonesy) Jones - Cheerleader selection and tester	Phillip (Did I mention there's a delightful shop in Leamington) Trotter

Brian "Billy" Preston - love child of the 70's singing legend	Jason (I can quote you for that but can't start 'till after Easter) Boscott	David Fro Daniels (with friend) - Colombian Import Specialist

Part-time Ref & Unofficial Mayor of Swalcliffe - Mick Foley	Captain Darren (often found in a watery tunnel) Parkinson	Steve Bull in a china shop

Patrick (The Duke {of Westminster} Land owner of the future Swalcliffe "Stadium of Dreams") Bradshaw	Tony "Blurred" Chittock	Kevin "Make it So" Wild Jean Luc Picard lookalike and ringer from Tadmarton ("...and they were this big...!")

Ian "What do I do with this round thing again?" Taylor	Dan "Really Quite Good" Ames	Kevin "Big Kev" Locke

Andy "Cheeky" Ranson	Ben "Where's the cheerleaders?" McLaughlin	Sir Will not be appearing in this team
Stealth Cottagers	A. N. Other	A. N. Other's mate

If there are any squad members to go in please email me asap phil5cbl@hotmail.com